the second earth

once a human born in 1111 was sleeping and awoke to a sound the sound was crash la boom!!!!!!!
the guy was scared but had to go pee very bad so bad that he crossed legs and ran slower than a snail. he peed right on his wife then puked in the toilet but had flushed himself with the puke and went to a second earth. he saw that everything was the same but everything was blue the mans favorite color he swam in blue pudding and ate blue poop cake and

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the hair in the toilet.

once there was a giant glob of hair in the toilet. the hair was 9000 inches tall. the person living in the house that had the toilet climbed the wet hair. and found a place called hairopalis and found a mirror and saw that he was bald and your not allowed in hairopalis so he grabbed part of the grass and found glue and put it on his head and the cop caught him doing that and threw him down the hair and then he went to bald world and tore of the fake hair and lived forever happily in bald world.






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fart v.s poop.

once the human living in fart her most town farted and pooped in their pants and was arrested for pooping in fart her most town. then the fart and poop came to life. then they fell in luv. and played married.

water v.s poop

once there was a toilet and the toilet had a golden seat that played thats not my name by the ting tings the toilets are friends. then a human poops in the toilet . then the poop came to life and challenged the toilet to a fair and square fite. then the toilet came to life and fought the poop. then they thenthe poop farted and the water pooped , farted and peed. then the water lost because the poop farted so stinky that the water had to flush it self down the toilet. bye bye water