water v.s poop

once there was a toilet and the toilet had a golden seat that played thats not my name by the ting tings the toilets are friends. then a human poops in the toilet . then the poop came to life and challenged the toilet to a fair and square fite. then the toilet came to life and fought the poop. then they thenthe poop farted and the water pooped , farted and peed. then the water lost because the poop farted so stinky that the water had to flush it self down the toilet. bye bye water