the second earth

once a human born in 1111 was sleeping and awoke to a sound the sound was crash la boom!!!!!!!
the guy was scared but had to go pee very bad so bad that he crossed legs and ran slower than a snail. he peed right on his wife then puked in the toilet but had flushed himself with the puke and went to a second earth. he saw that everything was the same but everything was blue the mans favorite color he swam in blue pudding and ate blue poop cake and

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the hair in the toilet.

once there was a giant glob of hair in the toilet. the hair was 9000 inches tall. the person living in the house that had the toilet climbed the wet hair. and found a place called hairopalis and found a mirror and saw that he was bald and your not allowed in hairopalis so he grabbed part of the grass and found glue and put it on his head and the cop caught him doing that and threw him down the hair and then he went to bald world and tore of the fake hair and lived forever happily in bald world.






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fart v.s poop.

once the human living in fart her most town farted and pooped in their pants and was arrested for pooping in fart her most town. then the fart and poop came to life. then they fell in luv. and played married.

water v.s poop

once there was a toilet and the toilet had a golden seat that played thats not my name by the ting tings the toilets are friends. then a human poops in the toilet . then the poop came to life and challenged the toilet to a fair and square fite. then the toilet came to life and fought the poop. then they thenthe poop farted and the water pooped , farted and peed. then the water lost because the poop farted so stinky that the water had to flush it self down the toilet. bye bye water

me like california

california is great. I was born in california.I love california so much because it has a beach.

funny post week!!

funny post week is here. I have a funny post week. funny post week is cool

a pig and the vanilla pudding

a 55 inch pig found a house that was 999 years old. there was a 998 year old chocolate cake and he ate it. the the next day he went back to the house and found another piece of chocolate cake but it turned out to be a piece of horse poop. then he got really thirsty and went to the toilet and found some yellow water that he thought was lemonade but it actually was pee then a family bought the house and found a very fat sick pig. then the family rushed the pig to the human hospital and the doctor said this is the hospital not a vet.

I love to swim

swimming is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenna rocks!!!!!!!!!!

Jenna rocks Jenna rocks

ME!!!!!!!!!

me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

A pig makes a coffee cake.

A pig is making a cake. It makes a vanilla cake.And then he pours a pitcher of coffee on the cake. then grabs a large amount of poop and flings it at the cake. then pees on the cake. he and his family are going to eat the cake and then bake a chocolate cake ( made out of poop.)

a pig makes bacon

a pig goes out to the stie and gets poop. then he makes bacon out of it. the he feeds it to his son and then he has a pooplet. I like the chocolate bacon said the pigs son

A crazy daydream.

a crazy daydream is when you make a meatloaf and it comes alive and runs around the toilet and then drinks out of the toilet

A crazy dream

A crazy dream is when you marry a pig. Then your husband turns into Christmas dinner. And then tomorrows breakfast. And then the pig marrys a chicken and a cow and a lamb and then he marrys a coke can and a squirt can and then he marrys a toilet.

I like to fart

fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am stupid!!!!!

dddduuuuhhhh I am fatso I am stupid.

I just had my 15th post!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love to post. aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love to make a post!!!

hello world!

The best thing known to mankind is the earth... Did you know that we are going to live under water in 52,000 years. that is why we have to try to stop global warming. Global warming is not very good for us, it will increase the chance of living under water. I am starting to recycle. I love to help the earth!!!!!!!!!

Birthdays are GREAT AWESOME AND TERRIFFIC

I LOVE BIRTHDAYS. THE BEST PART OF THE YEAR IS WHEN YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
I LOVE BIRTHDAYS BECAUSE YOU GET GIFTS!!!

I like my freckles.

I have freckles. I love my freckles!!!!!!!!!!

My blog

My blog is awesome. I love my blog!!!

My brother is a lunitic!!!!!!

I have a brother he is a idiot!!!!!

mari rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARI ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she rocks so much shes awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

orange soda!!!!!!!!!!!!!

orange soda is the best

mmaarrii

Mari is my best friend. She is awesome. I like Mari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite colors

I like very dark black. I also like cherry red. I also have passion for bright dandilion. I also like yellow-orange. I love lime green very much. I also like baby blue. I also like ocean blue. I also like dark violet. I love cherry blossom pink as much as ever.

A Dream

A dream is a movie in your head when you sleep or a dream is something that you want. I have a dream to become an actressor a singer.My dream is to act in a comedy movie about a guy that was born with a cows utters and belives that he has to marry a cow to become fully cow or he has to marry a rabbit to become human. I love to pretend that I am an actressand are in a high class movie and are the popular snooty girl.I love having a dream

griffin and jackie and Boomer!

I have two dogs Griffin, and Jackie. Jackie is 9 months old. Griffin is a couple years old. Jackie is onry. Griffin is lazy.He only lies down. I used to have a boxer named Boomer. We had to give him away because he was to energized for me and my 2 sisters. I have 2 sisters 1 is 5 years old. The other 1 is 6 years old. I loved boomer very much. Now he's at a boxer rescue in South Dakota. Boomer loved to play with my dog Jackie. I loved Boomer so much that I cried for 5 weeks after we had to give him up. (I was crying while I typed this). I love Griffin too. I like him because He wakes me up at 6:00 in the morning. (uugghh)I like Jackie because she plays fetch in the yard with me. I think Jackie is funny because whenever she goes poop she runs across the yard. It makes me crack up.

My favorite animals.

My favorite animals are dolphins, tigers, dogs, hamsters, guinea pigs, cats, panda bears, ferrets, rabbits, birds, iguanas, lizards, rats, mice, fish. Those are some of my favorite animals!!!!!!!!!!

MY FAVORITE FOODS!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite foods are cotton candy, hot dogs, cheeseburgers, chicken nuggets, ham, turkey, rice-a-roni, chicken alfredo, chocolate, nutty bars. THOSE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE FOODS!!!!!!!!!!

Summer is great!

It's SUMMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What I love about summer is the warmth, the pool opens, Iget to have sleepover whenever, and playing with friends. Summer is also great because I get to play sports, my favorite sport of all is football. I am not so good at football but I like to play it. I like to play all kinds of sports. I have played volleyball, basketball, soccer, and football. I love the lazy river at our pool. SUMMER IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meeting Caitlyn

I am 9 years old. I love to play football, basketball, and volleyball.I love to swim, dance, draw, paint, and play. I have to dogs ones name is Griffin. The others name is Jackie. Griffin is an Australian Shepherd. Jackie is a Jack Russel Terrier.I love hiking swimming and building with my grandfather. I love to play with my dog ,Jackie.