a pig and the vanilla pudding

a 55 inch pig found a house that was 999 years old. there was a 998 year old chocolate cake and he ate it. the the next day he went back to the house and found another piece of chocolate cake but it turned out to be a piece of horse poop. then he got really thirsty and went to the toilet and found some yellow water that he thought was lemonade but it actually was pee then a family bought the house and found a very fat sick pig. then the family rushed the pig to the human hospital and the doctor said this is the hospital not a vet.